What about housing? Border guards don't care if I'm without a visa?

Where in the area of the Chalong circle can you find tuk-tuks to get to Kata\Karon or NaiHarn beach cheaply in the morning? How much will it cost?

We are from Moscow, we are going to Phuket for the second time, we are going with my wife in early April to Patong, we monitor the weather on the sites and not at all a comforting picture, rains, rains, rains and thunderstorms ... Please tell me how the weather is in March?

Corrected. Can I clarify the point? And then something on the street view doesn't quite look like a massage.

Where in Phuket can I buy a suit of kangaroos or other animals, typo Chinese pajamas like that?

People tell me, from the card alfa bank can not withdraw money, already in which bank. They say chip. And what about the chip is not clear?!

Is it possible in April to rent a room in Phuket for a month for 10000 rubles within walking distance to the sea?

tell me pliz service where the wheel on the bike can be repaired, Rawai — Nai Harn.

Would you recommend any places in Patong? And how many times we haven't been there, we haven't picked up a good place.

Well, to be honest, gentlemen expats, where to go and normal, at the Euro level to hang out with a good house DJ?